another lovely week in the slums

it's been a big week here at the overlook at mile high.  when i last blogged, i had sent an angry email to the property owners and managers. big news, guys! they never responded. go figure.  in the mean time, i had to look at this all weekend:

yeah.... that's not corona.

in other news, i ordered sex and the city:the complete collection for myself friday, because i deserve a treat - being unemployed is hard. anyways, i paid for one day shipping. it wasn't here by tuesday, so i checked the tracking info. it said it was delivered saturday morning at 8:51. i went to the office to see if they had it (and matt was actually not a total prick, for once!), and they did not.  so i called fed ex to see what the f was going on, and they confirmed that the driver left it at my door.  why he would leave a package unattended in front of a door that is in a building that looks like this one is beyond me, but needless to say, some gritbag got themselves a sweet satc box set to sell for meth. as a result, i made this sign for the elevator:

obviously, no one ever brought it back, and i eventually solved the problem with amazon (not fed ex - fed ex has the worst customer service since this place). i left my sign in the elevator, however, to hopefully make the thief feel bad.  yesterday, when i got in the elevator, some dirtbag had wiped a booger on it. i could not loathe these people any more than i do.  this morning it was gone, but there was this delightful note on my door:

how ridiculous is this?? i mean, these dirt asses can't even refrain from peeing in the elevator, how can they possibly be expected to keep their balconies clean? furthermore, not that it matters probably, but more people might pick up their dog's shit if the complex actually provided bags at the dog waste stations. i buy my own because i'm not a grit, but seriously, there have only been bags here like once since we moved in.

finally, lest you think a week went by without a good elevator pee, here you are:

this is the biggest one yet! way to over-achieve, dirt-ass!

i think i've decided to call the health department tomorrow and see what they think about all of this pee. and trash.